Brand New Headyock!

Thanks to my good friend/gorgeous physique Yoshe Friedman, a brand new headlock pic emerges. This would be funnier if his lovely girlfriend didn't look dead. Kidding, this couldn't be any funnier. Just look into his somber eyes...

Friday Night Fights: Locks at the Flophaus

The Mountain Goats show, Wawa hoagies, and the Flophaus made Friday night the best one in a while. Obviously from this kind of good timez, headlocks were produced. They're shit quality in picture form, but they were beautiful in real life. Enjoy!

Souders delivered the goods by locking up Faith while mean mugging. Epic. 

Local Lesbian Triad Holly and the Paige(s) combine for a sweet headlock doublefisting. Not the only fisting going on, WHATUP. (still not sure if i'm kidding or not)

Holly goes solo this time by locking up Amanda, who almost always deserves a decent headlock. COOL PBR AND CIGS COMBO HIPSTERS (kidding I love you)

Lovers 'lock Lane: Girlfriends in Headlocks

Title says it all, just a gallery of girlfriends being taught a lesson. Whether it's nagging about watching too much sports, never helping with errands, or that uterus punches aren't funny, all of these gf's were given the royal headlock treatment. LOVE IT. 

Just Eamon being adorable as usual, but still maintaining manliness by teaching Mia a lesson. 

Vicotria called Brian "bitchmade" and this immediately happened. Good thing I was there

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Naomi was talking her usual Feminist B.S. till Gabe stepped in and  asserted male dominance.

ORANGE CRUSHED. This happened 3 minutes after Lea told Uncle Christian she's actually from New Jersey (yuck!) kidding, love you Lea. 

Spring Surprise! Nina finally gets locked

On the finest day of the year so far, Nina Polcino finally got locked and makes her GIH debut courtesy of local heartthrob Mike Perry. Yoink! She was probably #whining about something so Perry got fed up and really casually gave it Delco style. look at that smug ass face. Thanks dudez. 

Back to School Headlock Special!

Kardos ups the ante again by schooling his teacher in classic headlock. Looking frightened and feeble, she can only smile as Jeff proudly wraps her up and poses for the pic. Well done Jeff, well done.

Bell Tower Beatdown: Shel's Debut

My goodfriend Ryan Shellenberger decided to take things upon himself and deliver the goods on a dreary day. This headlock was taken right by the bell tower, where Laurie was probably talking shit and Ryan just wasn't having it. Awesome job Ry, now give me that Pistons snapback

Classic Upper Darby Headlock

Everyone knows that 40s + Great photography + General Badassness= Christian Suchecki. Christian snapped this beauty of our good friend Justin Boylan as he knocks a Hurricane down while locking an obviously displeased girl, who had just told Justin that Four Year Strong is mediocre, or that the Flyers don't have what it takes. Love you guys, keep it coming. Also, check out their naturally superior blog Delco Face Down, easily the funniest blog that I've ever seen.