Friday Night Fights: Locks at the Flophaus

The Mountain Goats show, Wawa hoagies, and the Flophaus made Friday night the best one in a while. Obviously from this kind of good timez, headlocks were produced. They're shit quality in picture form, but they were beautiful in real life. Enjoy!

Souders delivered the goods by locking up Faith while mean mugging. Epic. 

Local Lesbian Triad Holly and the Paige(s) combine for a sweet headlock doublefisting. Not the only fisting going on, WHATUP. (still not sure if i'm kidding or not)

Holly goes solo this time by locking up Amanda, who almost always deserves a decent headlock. COOL PBR AND CIGS COMBO HIPSTERS (kidding I love you)

Lovers 'lock Lane: Girlfriends in Headlocks

Title says it all, just a gallery of girlfriends being taught a lesson. Whether it's nagging about watching too much sports, never helping with errands, or that uterus punches aren't funny, all of these gf's were given the royal headlock treatment. LOVE IT. 

Just Eamon being adorable as usual, but still maintaining manliness by teaching Mia a lesson. 

Vicotria called Brian "bitchmade" and this immediately happened. Good thing I was there

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Naomi was talking her usual Feminist B.S. till Gabe stepped in and  asserted male dominance.

ORANGE CRUSHED. This happened 3 minutes after Lea told Uncle Christian she's actually from New Jersey (yuck!) kidding, love you Lea. 

Spring Surprise! Nina finally gets locked

On the finest day of the year so far, Nina Polcino finally got locked and makes her GIH debut courtesy of local heartthrob Mike Perry. Yoink! She was probably #whining about something so Perry got fed up and really casually gave it Delco style. look at that smug ass face. Thanks dudez. 

Back to School Headlock Special!

Kardos ups the ante again by schooling his teacher in classic headlock. Looking frightened and feeble, she can only smile as Jeff proudly wraps her up and poses for the pic. Well done Jeff, well done.

Bell Tower Beatdown: Shel's Debut

My goodfriend Ryan Shellenberger decided to take things upon himself and deliver the goods on a dreary day. This headlock was taken right by the bell tower, where Laurie was probably talking shit and Ryan just wasn't having it. Awesome job Ry, now give me that Pistons snapback

Classic Upper Darby Headlock

Everyone knows that 40s + Great photography + General Badassness= Christian Suchecki. Christian snapped this beauty of our good friend Justin Boylan as he knocks a Hurricane down while locking an obviously displeased girl, who had just told Justin that Four Year Strong is mediocre, or that the Flyers don't have what it takes. Love you guys, keep it coming. Also, check out their naturally superior blog Delco Face Down, easily the funniest blog that I've ever seen.

Jeff X Kardos Week: 4th Headlock this week

Kardos does it again, locking up his 4th girl this week. I'm assuming the victim asked Jeff who Bitter End was, so he just showed her his armpit with this great lock. Keep it up Jeff! +3 points for the jersey too. 

THE MOTHER OF ALL HEADLOCKS

13 GIRLS, ONE HEADLOCK CHAIN. This beauty happened in girls (dyke) night on Carlisle street. Too many participants to name, so just sit back and enjoy. Thanks Slut Farm!

Twoo Pussiesss: Molly and Pancakes (Bestiality lock)

It was only a matter of time, but animals have entered the GIH world. This time, local bitch cat Pancakes gets what she deserves from Molly. I hope to see many more headlocks of Pancakes, the WORLD'S WORST FUCKING CAT. THANKS LADIES

Kardos Family Reunion: Mrs. Kardos lockdown

Jeff Kardos, seasoned GIH veteran, got the ultimate paternal lock: headlocking mom. Looks like both parties are excited about the lock, even the victim. Thanks Jeff and Mrs. Kardos! 

Role Reversal: Blurry Gabz gets the lock

Last time we saw Gabz she was headlocking her roommate Ellen at the Tech center, but this time Jesse Puskar (proud owner of the 1st Tuesday Takedown) locks Gabz up in a beautiful standard headlock. Even though she tries to wriggle away, she can't escape Jesse's biceps or my camera. YOINK!

Jeff X Kardos back at it like a crack addict: Friday night style.

My main man Jeff Kardos came through once again, this time roaming the streets on friday seeking headlock victims. This one was almost too easy since she could barely stand. Drunk chicks make the best locks.At least she was sober enough to be ashamed of being headlocked. Keep it coming jeff.

Extreme Hometown Headlock Makeover: Woman edition.

This beauty is all the way from the 508 with my main dude Kevin Grandy, locking up- that's right- MRS. GRANDY is a gorgeous profile-view headlock. Obviously she told Kevin to do the dishes, or that the Penguins aren't going far in the playoffs this year, so Kevin decided to bring justice home. I fucking love this one, thanks Kev!

More hardcore headlocks

Our first non-PA post! This is from my best friend/almost life partner (my mom thought we were gay for a while) Doug Hopkins. Don't really know what led to this headlock, but I'm assuming his friend Natasha daftly tried to reach for a milano (bottom right) and Doug handled it with relative ease. A quick arm motion and a smile later, we have our first New York headlock pic! Thanks Duggles, come back to Philly soon! Oh and +2 points for the Comeback Kid Winnipeg Jets shirt.

Jeff X Kardos showing us how it's done.

Straight out of the dungeons of Peabody, comes my boy Jeff Kardos' epic headlock. Abby was being a total nerd as usual so Jeff put her in her place and even had time to smile at the camera and drop \m/. +2 points for the TUI crewneck. Stay cold Jeff.

Getchu Drunk off my Lady Locks

Another round of female on female headlocks, featuring Gabz Wetzel and her cool roommate Ellen. Taken at the Tech Center, where kids work, sleep, facebook, complain about TJ's smell, and headlock each other. thanks ladies!

Headlock Self-Portrait

yeah i want in on the fun too. headlocks speak louder than words, so when molly and i argue, she's immediately placed in a headlock. bam, I win another fight. 

Sister, Sister (Part Deux!)

Everyone loves ladies in bathing suits, especially ones in shiny purple lycra one-pieces. sent in from my friend/lab partner/heart throb Lucas Ballasy. Enjoy these fine ladies entagle themselves in a gorgeous "spooning" headlock (technically an armbar but it's more than alright)

Tuesday Takedown (2 for 1 special)

Fresh off my boy Mike Perry's new iphone (welcome to the bandwagon nerd) is today's Tuesday Takedown, a double headlock featuring Jesse Puskar, Julie Frey, and Liz Schaeffer. This picture is probably the best quality I'm gonna get so enjoy it. thanks friendz!

Sister, Sister!

Sent in from my friend/former tennis nemesis Jared Ghioto. Just a classic picture of what seems to be a younger sibling faking sincerity and happiness as she's getting locked up. Thanks Jared!

Fuck Sam and Diane, it's all about Sam and Julia.

+5 points for the Cheers reference in only my 2nd post. Sam X Denmark decided to rightfully put Julia in her place by headlocking her. Thanks Peabuddies!

Welcome!

This is hopefully the first of many posts involving girls in headlocks. This blog is exclusively about girls being put into headlocks, which is self explanatory so there's no need for a description. Extremely specific blogs are real hip right now and I want in on that because I try to be hip. This blog was created a few months after one of my usual stupid ideas came to mind and I thought if I was excited about the idea of a photo blog of girls being placed into headlocks, why can't others? So without further adieu, we begin our journey of females placed under armpits with the first post, taken by my good friend Josh and his lovely girlfriend Angelica. MORE LIKE LOVERS IN 'LOCKS, AMIRITE?